Friday

The worst day of the week worse than Wednesday or Monday.

Ugh, Fridays are the worst day of the week. I can't wait for Mondays.

by BlackandPinkSquidSister May 16, 2025

Friday night funkin lore

Well its just

My friend:dude you know Friday night funkin lore:
Me:

by Beep beep you sad fuck October 7, 2021

friday breakfast

A self employed tradesman who goes to a job and pretends he's done a mornings work.

See you tomorrow bob. Need to go to work for Friday breakfast. Boozer opens at 12.00!

by Joinerlee May 10, 2018

Cigarette Friday

Cigarette Friday refers to the 52 advent Fridays of the year in which a cigarette is lit and smoked to commemorate the end of the work week and to welcome the beginning of the weekend.

I can't wait for cigarette Friday

by therealmacgyver November 2, 2023

funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

Black Friday

A world's consumerism day

Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism

by Sir. B December 2, 2019

sexual friday

when your bald buddy is horned up on a Friday and it becomes sexual... on Friday.

"yo bro, did u hear it's sexual Friday? We should make a pizza"

by KanyeBible August 24, 2023