ghetto scheming

My homies & I was ghetto scheming for hours trying to find ways to make money
by DFW76104 June 09, 2017
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Ghetto lawyer

A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought
That petty fucker argues about bullshit so damn much he might as well be a ghetto lawyer
by Diablo De Azule August 08, 2019
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Ghetto Mimosa

A Ghetto Mimosa is Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and orange juice
Rena and Tash were downing them Ghetto Mimosas at work
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Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action
"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."
by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020
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Ghetto Wagon

AKA: Slum Buggies, Project Cars and Woofer Storage

Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
Damn Jamal! That's a bitchin ass Ghetto Wagon you be driving!
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018
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ghetto grove

Friend:What school do you go to
Me:ghetto grove
by Anonymous[89384] October 01, 2018
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Ghetto Robbed

When you get robbed and the only thing you can find missing is the cheapest thing in your house.
Yeah last night I got Ghetto Robbed, all they took was my sons crayons.
by iiSpyTreX August 11, 2011
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