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Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.
Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''
by Aughh April 2, 2022
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LUL Joke

Jokes that consist of a person opening with:
p1: "What type of jokes are allowed at a _____"
p2: "all"
p1: "something related to the first blank jokes"
p1: "LUL"
a LUL joke By Francisco Benez
"What type of jokes are allowed on the toilet"
"all"
"Poop jokes"
"LUL"
by Spipmadid January 27, 2021
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Inside Joke

A joke that only a certain group of people will understand based on an experience the group had.
Person 1: Remember when
Person 2: Shiiit I remember haha.
Person 3: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Person 1: You weren’t there to see it, it’s an inside joke.
Person 3: Fuck well don’t I look dumb.
by J4VA January 3, 2023
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Geni-joke

Geni-joke is a specific type of a joke which was created by the person named Geni Tanaka, the son of Japan's most famous actor and movie director, Hiroyuki Tanaka. The way of using this word when somebody says a joke is still unknown, as the joke needs to be approved by Geni Tanaka. The joke is typically dank and logical, only people with high IQ can understand type of joke. You could contact this person via Instagram: @genrunner
person 1: *says a joke*
person 2: damn that's a geni-joke
person1: I should go to contact geni!
by kakato123 December 19, 2019
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Joke

When your friend tells you he's gay.
Nigger: Hey Brandon! I'm a gay!
Brandon: Haha, I get it. Your a joke!
by anonymous June 4, 2023
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next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths
person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE
by James Hardtits July 24, 2022
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Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.
Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
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