daddy's got his babies

Usually this is said by a crazy girlfriend who is in desperate need to become pregnant, so she resorts to wrapping her legs around you to try and stop you from pulling out. If this happens to you immediately end the relationship as a CUM REVENGE is imminent to happen, a cum revenge is when you cum on your girlfriends stomach and out of revenge for you cumming in their mouth they pull your open mouth to the cum forcing you to eat it.

Simpup: Man this crazy hoe said, "daddy's got his babies" to me last night when we were fucking.
Everyone: Did you pull out?
Simpup: Nah I just let it happen
Everyone: Thats crazy
Simpup: Yeah shes also had CUM REVENGE on me too.
Everyone: FUCKING RUN!

by BALLSACKBOYSBROTHER December 05, 2019

gum hi hee ho

The ultimate expression to utter when you are in a heated discussion with someone.

This is a transcript describing a discussion between person A and person B.

A says -> I didn't get my painting done yet
B says -> Well, you shouldn't have watched the football game
A says -> Well, I need some time to rest you know
B says -> Well, you should have gone to bed earlier yesterday
A says -> Well - Gum Hi Hee Ho!

A wins the argument!

by B Chan March 22, 2004

shot his/her/their wad

In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.

With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."

Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.

by burnt sox December 24, 2006

out kicked his coverage

Dating or marrying a woman that you can't possibly satisfy, thereby assuring she will be back on the market in a short period of time.

Bill: Dude, is that Gary's wife?

Tom: Yeah, she's really hot isn't she?

Bill: Hell yeah, he really out kicked his coverage on that one.

by Webbsters October 26, 2007

oogle his/her goodies

To check someone out, to look at someones body part or parts with great admiration

Greg Harland's mom is a M.I.L.F. I oogle her goodies evertime she bends over.

by Tree Trunks September 27, 2004

Took a poop on his chest

The act of disrespecting or otherwise performing a undesirable act toward someone in any way. Also known as Die chester poopen

Student 1: Dude what happened to Odysseus again?
Student 2: Life took a poop on his chest

Gamer 1: Lol man you totally raped him
Gamer 2: Yeah he was talking shit so I took a poop on his chest.

by Eaode July 04, 2011

What's her/his fuck?

Phrase use directly in place of “What is his or her name?”

Hey Loren, remember that guy at the party, what's his fuck?

by max August 20, 2004