bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.

Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.

by Herbert Von July 19, 2021

cat-bushed

When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.

I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.

by The bored guy 'doing homework' April 02, 2014

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 19, 2020

Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

by Katiew567 August 19, 2013

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

cool cat

the coolest cat ever

"you see that cool cat"
"soo cool"

by TrapPharaohRogerBrown September 14, 2018

Siberian Cat

cats, but for dog people.

Or people with allergies.

"Boston isn't fat, he's just fluffy. No, seriously, he's a Siberian Cat."

by NekoNinja September 22, 2019