Foot....

The size of my dick

Just use a foot....

by Noot Mee February 16, 2021

Club foot

A deformed foot that is twisted so that the sole cannot be placed flat on the ground. In other words, your grippers literally become golf clubs.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?

Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2025

Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.

Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy

by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013

Harrisons Foot

This a position of sexual foot intercourse where a partner sticks 3 of his/her toes into the other partners asshole. Simultaneously the other partner takes a can of bushes baked beans and pours it on the others back.

"Yo, I gave my girl the 'Harrisons Foot' last night"

by bruhmoment55566 August 15, 2020

Iron foot

Witnessing someone giving themselves a foot-j*b while in a iron lung

"Grandpa could go without giving himself an iron foot"

by anon5548 May 17, 2025

Foot Fetish Fatimah

Foot Fetish Fatimah is a phenomenon originating on a forum describing a creepypasta girl that haunted the sight.

A: Did you hear about foot fetish fatimah?

by Doe Life June 25, 2024