finger of the dead

The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.

The finger of the dead just about made me jump out of my skin this morning!!

by udm1234 October 7, 2011

Piss fingers

When your friend takes a piss and doesn't wash their hands so they run on the bus with piss fingers and they touch your seat and you're sad.

Harsh : I just got done pissing
ZY : Ew you have piss fingers
D : NOoOoO he's touching my seat

by M&DB December 9, 2021

jobby fingers

When crumbling soap bar or cannabis resin between ones fingers the brown marks left on ones fingers are said to be known as jobby fingers.

Mate am no rollin the smoke that soapay, al get pure jobby fingers

by mussytillidie September 28, 2009

ginger fingers

Someone that makes spelling mistakes all the time on emails and mobile messaging. It can also be diagnosed as ginervitis

'I wejt for a cyle ride todya. It was a nijce ride' - Are you talking with your ginger fingers again?

by Vika&Umi June 2, 2016

anal finger

I finger that spends most of its time in your anal or someone else's

this is my anal finger

by gabekrispy23 June 19, 2014

snickers fingers

1. referreing to a colored individual who steals or "snickers" peoples posessions.

2. used in reference when angry, a racial outburst

"That snickers fingers just jacked my shit."

"I just got so SNICKERED!"

by hoodhood August 15, 2008

Diesel Finger

Redneck Metal band from Redwood City, CA... Members include: Cooter, Cletus and Bubba
dieselfinger seach in Google and myspace

I saw Diesel Finger last night and they ROCKED!!!!

by DJ Kuberus August 16, 2009