Ethan

He is very sensitive and soft , has the smallest hand and the largest head , he is very clingy to everyone he meets and cry’s every time you leave the room. A very weak individual who cannot live alone.

Fam you are such an Ethan it’s actually peak

by Bapehoodie January 18, 2020

Ethan

A big Fucken Nonce

Oi mate look at the Ethan over there

by U R A N O NC E January 21, 2020

ethan musgrave

Cheeky little shit with a constant need to put down others to better himself

You’re as selfish as Ethan musgrave
You’re more of a wanker than Ethan musgrave!

by Big nob Johnny January 23, 2020

Ethan

Ususally on the ugly side of the spectrum, he has a few friends and is usually cool with everyone though. Although he is one of the biggest clowns to ever exist in the world and will be a virgin until he is 30. Also he is a boomer.

Oh my god that faggot ethan is such a boomer!

by Dgill34 January 24, 2020

Ethan

An ethan is the type of person who is chill all of the time, and loves golf. He is a lady lover and is nice and gives food to people

Hey look! it's Ethan, lets go chill!

by Nate Boi January 29, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the sweetest most lovey boy out there. He is super tall and nerdy but he makes you happy. In any situation he makes you laugh and he will take care of you. He is a burly man but it is great. He loves memes and beans.

Damn Ethan you da best!!

by Hey guys it’s me brad fratboii February 1, 2020

Ethan

Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.

Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.

by Big sumpy February 2, 2020