Hump-n-dump

Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!

A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".

by Humped-n-Dumped July 8, 2006

Sing-A-Long Dump

When you can add words to the melody of when your poo splashes in the water of the toilet.

Whoa... I just took a sing-a-long dump to yoko ono's new song

by J P October 15, 2005

dumped her purse

Act of inviting everyone into your problems.

When I asked Susie how her day was, instead of answering 'fine' she dumped her purse on me.

by MamaHunk October 23, 2008

stream of consciousness dump

An event that allows for some of the best Urban Dictionary contributions ever made.

To access my astounding stream of consciousness dump, I just close my eyes for a moment and then start typing and the next thing I know, I’m a fucking UD genius!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

Slick My Dumps

Origin from the Central Coast of California.Intended to be able to use in public as a descrete way of telling a female that you want to get your dick sucked.Another way of saying is sick my duck.Basicly a nicer way to tell you want a blow job.

"hey baby, let's go in the backroom and you can slick my dumps"

by Mista Decoy December 30, 2007

Hump n Dump

The act of having sex and then breaking up with that chick/dude immediately afterward.

Hey dude, you totally pulled a hump n dump last night with that chick! Right on brah!

by deutschcanuck September 27, 2010

Mag Dumping

Farting out cum

Hey man can't talk right now, I'm mag dumping on the toilet.

by Gay pimp69 July 1, 2021