Dick down december 

It's the time to dick down your girl all them times she done teased you and u couldnt do anything about it u can get her back by giving her alllll your inches and dont give her any mercy...beat her doonies down

Man: you know what day it is?
Girl:oh shi....
Man:yeah its dick down December cmere!

Dick down december by Unknown101101p11001 November 10, 2020

bs up hoes down 

Bloods up hoes down. Or bros up hoes down. Basically bros(or bloods) before hoes

Jerry-"i'm hangin with my girl tonight, bro"
Drew-"Bs up hoes down, BRO"
Jerry: Calls girl and cancels movie date

bs up hoes down by Royce24 June 20, 2011

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

Cookie-Down 

A word my dad used to use when I was a kid, to verbalise crouching down for a pee in an area where a bathroom was not in the vicinity.

You need to go? Do you want to cookie-down by those trees over there? Just ignore the sheep.

Cookie-Down by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009

Coming down with a case of you

It's like you are falling in love with a beautiful girl

Girl i'm feeling like i'm coming down with a case of you

Coming down with a case of you by LalzMalz November 2, 2009

Upside down keyboard 

An expression of either great pleasure or great frustration.

To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.

-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*

-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*

Upside down keyboard by nightlifecommando June 16, 2011