dinglehoofer

slang for penis

my dinglehoofer is burning when i pee

by nutmangreg March 25, 2010

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Dinglecherry

Similar to a dingleberry, except it being dried period blood crusted on your ass hairs from wearing pads when sleeping, instead of dried shit.

Man: "Oh god, I forgot to wipe and I have dingleberries on my ass."

Woman: "Oh yeah? I've been wearing the same pad to bed everynight for my period. I have a dinglecherry all in my ass crack."

Man: "...Get fucked."

by Dblrainbow June 12, 2011

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dangle treat

male anatomy, cock-n-balls, twig-n-berries, penis-n-testicles

id like to break off a piece of THAT dangle treat!

by nmbo June 5, 2009

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Dangleitis

Dangelitis consumes the brain of a hockey player. Although the open shot may be there, Dangelitis makes the player go for that one extra move. Signs of Dangleitis are smooth mooves and unbelievable toe drags to slip through defenders and make them look silly, while keeping the puck on a string, effortlessly.

Paddy: Holy shit did you see Gagnon's moove on that defenceman?

Dillon: Ya man, he has a serious case of Dangleitis these days.

by Connor Danglesaurusrex March 2, 2010

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