crotch guzzler

A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut.

That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.

Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler.

by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017

Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.

The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.

by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021

Crotch Dobber

A person who uses their genital area scent as a form of perfume or cologne.

I went out with a girl and her neck smelled like a dirty vagina, she must be a crotch dobber.

by Superchip80 September 28, 2023

Crotch Lotto

Participating in activities that could be risky for the crotch

"So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."

by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013

Crotch rocket

When you burn your dick beyond all recognition

Dude I was at a campfire and I gotta mad crotch rocket

by Crabbypats February 26, 2021

Crotch stink

Vaginal infection (colloquial)

You really need somethin for that crotch stink

by younggong May 16, 2025

Crotch Cry

When a maker female urinates.

Ya’ll I got step away for a crotch cry.

by Twsnicket March 16, 2025