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Crotch fruit

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.
by Samboniez May 30, 2020
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crotch broke

The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action
"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"

"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
by McGraze August 8, 2020
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Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
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Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy
Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch
by Goldfish26 September 1, 2020
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crotch socket

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket
by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020
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crotch pocket

by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.
He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.
by GoAaN October 24, 2012
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