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Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016
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quit bustin' my crackers

Tina: Hey Tim, clean your room already!
Tim: Quit bustin' my crackers, woman!
by almostmagic November 5, 2015
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cracker jack nut

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis
"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"
by mr.3000 April 22, 2008
mugGet the cracker jack nutmug.
A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud
Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007
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Rebellious or unusual. Characterized by non conformity.
"Hey, that punk kid is really making biscuits in the cracker factory."

"Wow, Rosa Parks was sure making biscuits in the cracker factory."
by Sean L. August 16, 2005
mugGet the making biscuits in the cracker factorymug.

bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.
1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*
by Kayl April 22, 2008
mugGet the bean dip on my crackermug.

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010
mugGet the Holy Fucking Ass Crackersmug.

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