Chinese Digger

A moment in sex where you put your dick so far up a girls ass that she can taste it

Guy 1: Dude did you here about that girl katy yesterday, she can't even stand
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger

by ohdamnman April 7, 2011

Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019

chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.

"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."

by Gatorttu April 6, 2017

Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.

It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!

by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023

Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off

Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year

by Xero42 June 16, 2011

Chinese duffel bag

shitting in a duffel bag after eating Chinese food

Holy shit! After eating at Panda Express, there is no other option than to do a Chinese duffel bag

by Toelicker420 June 25, 2021

(Chinese) finger trap solution

a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.

the drug epidemic in the USA had a (Chinese) finger trap solution

by Vandena January 13, 2021