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Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs
He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside
by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021
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Canadian Myst

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.
She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.
by Crank fucker June 18, 2021
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canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
by Diabestic January 23, 2015
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Canadian Chanel

A long sleeved shirt made from a soft woven fabric known as flannel, showcasing various plaid or checker patterns.

Also known as Flanell.

Brought to you by that Ukrainian guy Semion.
The dad at his sons hockey game was rocking that Canadian Chanel eh?
by That.dont.Impreza.me.much November 10, 2022
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Canadian Breakfast

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out
I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife
by bexface January 27, 2021
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hot canadian syrup

Freshly produced, hot, steamy semen from only the most masculine of Canadian men
I just tapped into Matthew’s hot Canadian syrup for dessert
by Jooooo25 March 4, 2025
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canadian meat wall

You: I couldn't get in the bus; I was blocked off by a Canadian Meat Wall
by IMAD1PST1CK April 19, 2018
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