Beaver

A complete retard. Devoid of all common sense

Damn why are you acting like a beaver?

by Beaves54321 December 22, 2021

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Beaverman

A Pre-Pubescent child that makes mediocre videos on a minecraft earth server, he is also known to have much funnier friends.

You guys heard of Beaverman ? His latest video is a stinker

by TurboNerd123 February 21, 2022

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Beaver Mountain

A very puffy pussy

That fat bitch had one hell of a beaver mountain.

by richard_harry February 25, 2022

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Beavecoon

A cross breed sexy lookin animal. Will sneak up on you at night and hit you with the beavecoon magic. The wild beavecoon tends to crop dust his peers or… moon blast magic the jungle.

Person 1: Yo!!!! what in the world is that?

Person 2: Holy Shiitake mushrooms it’s a beavecoon. WATCH OUT FOR THE MOON BLAST MAGIC!!!

by Giowise13 March 23, 2022

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Beaver dam

Female equivalent to a cock block.

I was in the middle of hole pounding this chick up against the cold porcelain, her friend came in and beaver dam'd me because she had to pee

by redneckmikey April 16, 2022

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n. Infectious disease first identified in lonely sexually ambiguous Canadian fur trappers. Currently sweeping the globe it is found primarily in moist low-lying regions. A lotion containing maple syrup has been found to be ineffective in containing its spread but is quite tasty.

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You got the beaverpox there Henri?

On no! That be just where my thong be pinching me.

by gnostic3 May 30, 2022

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