Bahai Blast

A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.

The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

Finger Blasting

When a person aggressively fingers their ass at maximum volume

Asher was finger blasting

by Asher Woney September 30, 2023

Body Blast

When receiving fellatio you take a big hit of crack at the point of orgasm. Timing is imperative.

Last week I did a body blast with this street walker I picked up in Newark and her timing on it was impeccable!

by Feloneeus Drunk May 21, 2024

Gel Blasting

When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.

Yo bro, I just got done gel blasting.

by Niggerlover34 May 26, 2024

tongue-ah-blast

When you tongue blast someone whether it’s their 🍑 or 🥬 :)

Arson would tongue-ah-blast Gary alone on the weekends.

by DemDems November 28, 2021

Malibu Blast

finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after

by Dave Roth February 11, 2024

Blo'hol Blast

It is the holiest drink to bless the planet. Made from blended vaporeons there is nothing better. Gamer girl bathwater has nothing on the holy apparatus that is Blo'hol Blast.

Thanks, bro for Blo'Hol blasting me last night.
Yeah man, no problem.

by expert creamer February 15, 2024