1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard
"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard
"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard
"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
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(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.
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One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.
One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.
Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.
Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.
Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.
Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
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