Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019

Komodo dragon attack

When you are having sex you can pull a Komodo dragon attack. This is when you erect your penis to full, then spew your cum all over your room. This will assert dominance over your opponents.

“Hey Jim, yesterday I won the competition using the Komodo dragon attack”

by Xx_sexgod87_xX October 10, 2019

Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018

Sneak attack

When you’re girl is sucking your dick from the back and at the same time cum and fart in her face.

Last night, Leslie was sucking me from the back then I sneak attacked her. She wasn’t happy..

by Twardell30 April 18, 2018

italian heart attack

Fried lasagna

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

by LuigiNumberOne April 23, 2018

Attackative

To have an attacking mindset

The hoe was being attackative and tackled me.

by Pussy tiga January 11, 2020