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Abbasi

Abbas empire was a empire which was known for its money and strength. Sadly the Mongol Empire conquered it, but people still believe that the Abbasi empire will come back to life by 2 people Umer and Hashim
If you want to win fights, than ask Abbasi's for help!!!
by Furqan Ahmed's Son: Anonymous January 17, 2021
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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Alastair tax

When a victory is reduced in skill because the team you beat has Alastair on it
“Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”
by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021
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Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021
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Alaskan noza

A action were you have diarrhoea and shit in a wine glass and swirl with your finger then lick your finger then put your erect dick in the wine swirl it then get your girl to suck your dick you do this till she shits herself
I hear ty used the alaskan noza on his girlfriend
by Tkgaming yt March 30, 2021
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Alaskan Pipe Line

When you shit into a condom and freeze it, and then use it for anal, or vaginal sex.
by dabaybay April 14, 2021
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abasta

That guy has a big abasta
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