virgin fow lyfe

A virgin fow lyfe is someone who is a fat dickless wonder who will never get someone a) because hes a fat ass loser and b) because he wastes his time on a girl that so obviously doesnt like him and is an ugly spanish stalker
it is also part of a handshake:D

josh: if he doesnt get over you he will be virgin fow lyfe
sarah: da fuck
jose: im ugly
rachel: im hot
josh: im fat and grammatically incorrect
blake: Hey stfu!
jaz:makes out with blake
jose: k?
Rachel: what are your intentions with my wife
steven: no comment
josh: VIRGIN FOW LYFE

by eositheiosgher July 26, 2006

virgin

Something a senior should not be.

THE SENIOR WAS A VIRGIN?!?!

by letigre269 November 30, 2011

story virgin

The first victim to read your just written story.

Tim made me be his story virgin before he would read his story to the class.

by Anthony November 3, 2004

sandy virgina

Mrs. Hogan, a geometry teacher who's stupid ass remarks make one want to jump off a building into a pile of dead hookers with stds

God damn hogan is pissing me off again

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

cheating virgin

A student in the Junior or Senior high school that has yet to cheat on a test or an assignment.

Those seventh graders are such "cheating virgins."

I can't believe Jack is a "cheating virgin!"

by drew d. March 25, 2008

Virgin

Usually used to describe a post-teen ugly, unfuckable beast-like human. In women, it tends to be rare, owing to the fact that many are desperate for sex. Sadly, as sexual attractivenss of a women decreases (ie, as her body wieght increases, giant breasts not withstanding), her sex-drive increases. Eventually it gets to a point where mostly hideous feminazis are virgins "by choice". A common nick-name for unfuckable feminazis is "Camilla" or "Camilla Gorilla", the latter describing their overall imposing nature, large girth, and general (un)attractiveness. Virgins of this nature never laugh at love, sex, virginity or pretty much anything. It's serious business being a virgin.

Camilla:"That's not funny. I'm a virgin because I choose to be."

Whatever you say, Camilla Gorilla.

by N00bKannon June 14, 2008

virgin free flow

Free flow for free. When you pay for free flow, you get fucked over for cash. When you get free flow for free (that there isn't a fee for), you are going to a virgin free flow.

Dad: Yo dawg, you going to dat bitch's party??
Son: Does it have a virgin free flow?
Dad: Yeah, its completely free!111!1! there's no entrance fee at all!11!!!1

by YoDaddysMommy March 10, 2009