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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.
My half-uncle is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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uncle ali

An Arab working for the white man.
Another way to please white man , basically another (Uncle Tom) in the Arab version.
He would please the white man to get the job done and in return he will rewarded (by getting alcohol and white women if he is lucky )
Will do anything to be part of the white race.
He will sellout to his own tribe and other Arabs .
If another Arab befriend his white man , he will find ways to ruin his reputation. I.E. (backstab, create false rumors to earn the trust to the white man)
White Man:
Uncle Ali , please get pipe connected correctly, you won’t get the booze or hang out with my white friends

Uncle Ali:
Yes Sir , inshallah it will done in 5 mins
by anonymous December 31, 2023
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Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.
This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.
by Uncle Ned March 27, 2024
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Gentle Uncle

Slowly inserting a pinky into someone’s anus.
Jennifer has never done anal before, so her boyfriend Josh gave her a Gentle Uncle to ease her into it before destroying her asshole with his cock.
by SteelCity_LCpl March 21, 2021
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sesqui-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My sesqui-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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