knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful
by 3 finger fred March 11, 2016
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Inteli-Touch

A computerized fan control system that the Casablanca fan company used from the mid 80s up until the late 2000s. Has 6 speeds, a light dimmer function, a direction reverse function, a demonstration function, and several other modes. Comes with a wall switch of either three of four buttons that wires into the wall in place of your regular toggle switch. Very high tech and innovative, though it can malfunction and break sometimes.
I just installed your Inteli-Touch Casablanca fan for you.
by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019
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Touch me not

I'll give but don't do it too me

I'll give u oral but I don't want it back * don't touch me)
Body " I'm not the one to play with like a touch me not, ah" megan thee stallion
by brafy May 10, 2022
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Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
by honneamise March 29, 2021
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Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.
His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.
by HisAlienGirl November 20, 2015
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touch yourself

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea
by Sho0ting$tar December 22, 2023
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Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.
by Don’t just don’t May 04, 2021
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