Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Rapist Touch

A player with a first touch in Football(Soccer) that is so horrid that it goes immediately to the opposite team or out of bounds.

I gave Gino the perfect through ball and he just had to show off his Rapist Touch and fuck it all up.

by Daryl Katzanguol March 27, 2015

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.

example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."

by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021

Modis Touch

The opposite of Midas Touch. A person who turns things to shit instead of gold.

You : Hey man, don't give the project to Mike.
Shem : Why not?
You : He has the Modis Touch, things he gets involved with, gets demonetized.
Shem : Fuck man, you should have told me that earlier. Next time, I will vote against him.

by Sambit Patra January 2, 2019

Inteli-Touch

A computerized fan control system that the Casablanca fan company used from the mid 80s up until the late 2000s. Has 6 speeds, a light dimmer function, a direction reverse function, a demonstration function, and several other modes. Comes with a wall switch of either three of four buttons that wires into the wall in place of your regular toggle switch. Very high tech and innovative, though it can malfunction and break sometimes.

I just installed your Inteli-Touch Casablanca fan for you.

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Touching Butts

When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.

I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.

by FabricFresh June 15, 2016