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Toilet Fish

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!
by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021
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Astro Toilet

The Astro Toilets are an alien race that resemble household toilets, known to be far larger and bigger in scope and power compared to Skibidi Toilets, this is what made them become the new main antagonists.

The Astro Toilets are known to incorporate futuristic technologies, such as various high-tech weaponry and gear, they are also very durable as shown in episodes where common technology and weapons barely damage them, some can even survive having their head cut off.

After G-Toilet's failure to prevent the disinfection of Titan Speakerman, they attempted to assassinate him after an unknown discussion, unaware it was a decoy. After failing to do so due to the Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech intervening, they cut ties with the Skibidi Toilets, planning to take over the planet alone without allying to any side.3

Their current goals are to execute G-Toilet (a former Astro Commander) for treason and to take over Earth by destroying both The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets. Though this will be very hard now that The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets have teamed up, they are all currently fighting in The Battle of Asheville. It is currently in Episode 77 and no side has won yet.
Assailant Astro Toilet
Duchess Astro Toilet
Juggernaut Astro Toilet
Detainer Astro Toilet
Carrier Astro Toilet
Mothership Astro Toilet
Destructor Astro Toilet
Impactor Astro Toilet
Interceptor Astro Toilet
Obliterator Astro Toilet
Specialist Astro Toilet
Rocketeer Astro Toilet †
Strider Astro Toilet
Troop Astro Toilet
Scout Astro Toilet †
by YourLocalOGISMHater October 21, 2024
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Power Toilet

The act of going to the toilet whilst consuming an alcoholic beverage. An offshoot of the more commonly known Power Shower. Usually takes place in preparation for a big night out shunting or kunting.
"I just had an epic Power Toilet"

"Hang on, I have to Power Toilet"
by Bill Sussman March 16, 2010
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toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit
by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021
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Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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Toilet Sipping

A particularly tasty activity which consists of bringing a plastic or metal drinking straw into a public washroom, inserting the straw into an unflushed toilet bowl or urinal, and drinking whatever is in it. Bethesda's Fallout series makes use of toilet sipping in the form of in-game health regeneration with the option to drink from toilets, urinals, sewage tunnels, etc. However, you will not gain extra health or energy by toilet sipping in reality, in fact you will lose health and energy at an alarming rate and likely die in a week.
Person 1: "Eugh, what is on your breath? Don't tell me you've been toilet sipping again dude, you know that shit'll kill you."

Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."
by KingDededededede April 7, 2020
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