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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
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josh

Josh is a really nice cancer surprisingly. He cares for people a lot. He's a real man and he knows how to handle a woman. he moans really funily. He has a big peepee.
I really love josh, he cares for me
by iluvpurple March 25, 2022
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Josh

A guy named Josh is the dumbest guy you will ever meet. He will toss the best relationship he could ever pull in the trash, for some dumb school program thing that isnt even that advanced. He will break up with you in the shittiest way possible. Over text. Straight up just saying 'we need to break up' without even acknowledging your feelings yet. Not even giving you a say in whether or not you want to. You could write paragraphs of hate towards this boy, and he will just respond with a simple phrase such as: 'I know'. He would rather have 10 vaping, lying side hoes than one real girlfriend. Josh will make you do all the work in the relationship. Never fall in love with Josh.
R: Josh broke up with me for the shitties reason.
Literally everyone: NO, WHAT? JOSH FUMBLED SO BAD !!!!!!
by marvel..x0 November 20, 2023
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FUCKING JOSH

When your Autistic brother gets mad at your older brother for no reason.
Josh- walks in room
Mario-FUCKING JOSH
Josh-confused
Mario- Fuck you JOSH

Josh- stays quiet

Also Josh- I hate my life
by Compound dyslexic December 29, 2021
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Josh

A guy who has a huge forehead and big ego. He looks like bob Duncan and his middle name is Adam. Oop
Ew that’s josh
by Dontjuul July 31, 2019
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joshing

joshing, or, just josh
josh : *being an idiot*

hannah : josh stop joshing!

josh : *continues bc its josh*
by joshing69 June 15, 2022
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Josh

That geeza that was on Love at First Kiss who snogged that girl like she was a stick.
Yo man av you seen Josh kissin’ that girl. Man she was stiff af.
by Apparently'lol'IsTaken. June 27, 2019
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