The Shit's Tits

The shit's tits refer to the best part of a bad situation. Referring to the bright side of something negative.

Somewhat the polar opposite of the bee's knees.

I fell down pretty hard on those steps...but this bitchin' arm cast is the shit's tits!

by Turdburglar1991 September 30, 2010

bib tits

Fairly large, usually round breasts that possess the quality of sitting un-usually high and very close together on a woman's chest, they are also commonly accompanied by very deep cleavage.

Thus appearing to resemble a sort of boob bib.

Perfect for tit fucking and catching food that misses her mouth just the same.

Can be found on in many different body types, although if you see bib tits on a skinny girl they are most likely FAKE, but not always.

Person A: Man check out the bib tits on that one!

Person B: Wow! They could hold your cock and a snack at the same time.

by D-Daddy6996 September 29, 2011

Tit-Fingles

When a girl has long narrow boobs that look like fingers.

Fuckin' A man, that chik has wicked tit-fingles.

by Tiggo_Bitties May 15, 2005

dorsal tits

The boobs created on the back of a fat woman when the back of the bra encases the fat of the back. Therein creating dorsal tits.

"Check out the fat slabs on the back of that chick!"
"They be dorsal tits!"

by Strakes May 4, 2008

Lobster Tits

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.

I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.

by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011

Mazel Tits

1. An exclamatory phrase used in celebration of a circumstance or event.
2. The exceptional bosoms of a Jewish woman or voluptuous man.

1. Mazel Tits you got the job!
2. Hey Joey look at the Mazel Tits Natalie Portman!

by BettyFordCentre432 September 30, 2011

tit pillow

When a horny man or boy voluntarily sticks his head in an unexpecting girl or womans breasts

Man that whore let him tit pillow her.

by goodboi December 19, 2008