High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

Suicide Bomber Journalism

Knowingly engaging in dishonest journalism with the belief that the effect of the dishonesty will outweigh the penalty from the dishonesty. Examples of Suicide Bomber Journalism include malicious editing of a piece and leaving material facts out of a piece.

Sixty Minutes engaged in Suicide Bomber Journalism in their interview of Governor Rick DeSantis. Their editing of the piece was quite malicious indeed. It's unlikely that their viewers will ever know or care.

by geekmalone April 8, 2021

Suicide

The end to all pain in life.

Suicide will end all problem in the living world.

by Yohoho999 December 30, 2023

Suicide High

Another name for Kitscoty high school that started in the 90s for obvious reasons

I grew up in Suicide high

by YMIsoAwesome July 14, 2022

candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022

Suicide

Making the decision to take one's own life, It is important to remember that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and there are far better and healthier ways of dealing with difficult situations. Every person deserves to have hope and to access help and support when times are tough. It is important to talk to someone you trust, be it your parents, friends, or a professional online or in person. Don't be afraid to open up to those close to you about how you are feeling, as they will be able to provide you with the best support and help to get through whatever it is that is troubling you.

If you are considering suicide, it is important to remember that your death will have a huge impact on your loved ones. Those who love and care for you will be left with an immense sadness and a void that will never be filled. It is important to consider this before you take any action, as there is no real happy ending when it comes to suicide.

Guy 1: Hey, I have some really terrible news.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your friend has passed away.
Guy 2: What? No! HOW did he die?
Guy 1: It was a suicide.
Guy 2: I can't believe it. This is so unexpected and shocking.
Guy 1: I know. We're all in shock. I'm so sorry for your loss.

by A dude that is a Dude December 8, 2023

Suicide

something you should do, tbh..

just commit suicide reader please

by UwUGirl69420 September 26, 2023