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eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.
“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.
by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023
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Kentucky Dirt Bike

A pedal bike equipped with a small motor such as a chainsaw or weed whacker motor.
Did you see Dale’s new Kentucky Dirt Bike? What a piece of shit....
by Waterbilly84 May 21, 2018
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Dirt

You know what dirt is you jackass.
by Cactus #1 July 25, 2023
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Dirt Muncher

You’re such a city slicker, you’re such a dirt muncher!
by $hiu(87 November 7, 2021
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Weird as dirt

Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal
Jess’s family is weird as dirt
by Dave diggs September 26, 2021
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dirt-friendly

A new kind of respect or niceness on the internet that takes the place of real-world respect and niceness and that is mostly hypocritical, selfish and unable of respect and rationality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.

Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.
Moderators that get paid and were picked mostly for a representational role often let it go to their head and are dirt-friendly.

Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.
by felixh March 15, 2017
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The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.
by analvagina December 6, 2013
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