When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
Get the Pirate Santa mug.by Kinkysauce3000 October 19, 2019
Get the Jaden Santa mug.Related Words
spants
• Spantys
• Spantalian
• spantastic
• spantacular
• Spantaculous
• Spantiferastic
• spantuguese
• spanta
• Spantabulous
fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.
by Kinkysauce3000 October 25, 2019
Get the jaden Santa mug.When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.
by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019
Get the Similac Santa mug.When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019
Get the Reverse Santa mug.A man that steals every ones girls and eats there ass in a bath tub and licks your mom all over every night
by Peen nipple December 26, 2019
Get the Sexy santa mug.Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind
by Chief Elf February 6, 2020
Get the Reverse Santa mug.