Shit Nap

The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'

Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.

by carlipet September 23, 2009

Shitting Time

A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.

A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.

by RiverIsland July 13, 2010

rotary-shitting

To eat so much that you have to drop a load and while you are on the toilet you keep eating causeing yourself to have to continuousley take a shit. It is most commonly lnked to depression

CAUTION: Rotary-shitting can lead to obessedy and constipation

When my girlfriend lucy broke up with me I was on the toilet for six hours rotary-shitting

by Kid Cardashian November 8, 2010

shit punch

(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.

I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!

by slinkeril January 6, 2007

shit valve

(noun) An alternate way to say asshole

1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve

by Skumpdalaump March 11, 2007

Anchor-Shit

When you take a shit so long that it reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still attached to your butt.

Horace: Dude, what took you so long in there?

Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit.

Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits.

by gpc March 11, 2008

shit shout

Driving around yelling curse words at random people to see their funny expression on their face.

Michael stuck his head out of the passenger window and shit shouted a group of black people. The group of black people all gave Michael the middle finger.

by Purple City Bird Gang May 24, 2008