Algerian Sponge Fork

When you rub shit in someones pores while listening to Needlepeen

Carson: What's your favorite way to have sex?
Holden: I love giving an Algerian Sponge Fork.

by JM99 Official December 8, 2023

gravy sponge

A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.

“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”

by Monkeyjuggler March 4, 2024

The Spongebob

Is when a person lies on the bed with their head hanging off of the side. Then their partner inserts their penis in their moth and they deep throat it. The person with the penis in their mouth then proceeds to take their hand and rub it on their throat while laughing like Spongebob SquarePants thoroughly massaging the penis..

“Did you hear that Jenny gave Kobe The Spongebob?”

by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024

The Sponge Effect

The Sponge Effect describes the situation where a person does an action, that they have done enough times to make it semi-automatic. Semi-automatic meaning that they do not remember the action in details subsequently.

Police officer: You just ran this red light. Do you acknowledge this?
Bicyclist: Sorry, I cannot do that, I don't remember the action. It might have been the sponge effect.

by Tehor006 March 28, 2024

booze sponge

Food you eat specifically at the end of a period of drinking

Please take me to Taco Bell on the way home. I could use a booze sponge.

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

hey spongebob what are yall eatin

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024