Paramorettes Syndrome 

a severe illogical, seldomly involuntary, vocalization disorder caused by the auditory sensation of any female-fronted rock band that individuals tend to believe sound like, mimic, or attempt to recreate, and/or reproduce, music in a similar fashion to Paramore; causing the individual to articulately hypothesize, without a carefully considered rational thought, that each band is plagiarizing Paramore.

Did you just say that band sounds like Paramore? I'm getting you checked for Paramorettes Syndrome.

Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.

Paramorettes Syndrome by Panda Cakes December 16, 2010

baggyballbag-syndrome 

A terrible disease which is not contagious, therefor inherited at birth. It's deadly yet arousing symptons include thinning of the scrotum and sagging of the scrotum. It can however be contracted by transexuals if they injest excessive amounts of homeless people. There is no found cure for this disease at this present time, however it can temporarily be prevented by ironing the scrotum daily on a high heat.

dude Derek's mum told me he has baggyballbag-syndrome!!! I feel so bad for him should we buy him a new iron?

baggyballbag-syndrome by sir ball-bag-alot December 22, 2010

Duffers' Syndrome 

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.

What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?

Duffers' Syndrome by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011

Thacker syndrome 

succeeding without actually trying

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

Thacker syndrome by Kz October 17, 2012

Lympus Syndrome 

Symptoms include a "room temperature" IQ and incessant giggling. Sometimes mistaken for the village idiot.

The guy giggling all day is suffering from Lympus Syndrome.

Lympus Syndrome by Y-7-9er February 7, 2013

Yelsha Syndrome 

Symptoms typically involve lack of hand-eye coordination, a severely itchy nose, random loss of motor skills causing general speech to be difficult and generally spazziness. Infected individuals are often categorized as "awkward". Predominantly affects young females, but it is highly contagious and it is known to spread to males who have been in the same room as an infected female.

Example 1: She inhaled and she started choking, she must have the Yelsha Syndrome.
Example 2: It was only a matter of time before he contracted it, he's her best friend.

Yelsha Syndrome by Crazedcupcake March 13, 2013

"Muzzin Syndrome" (noun) 

A disorder in which one has no poise or grace,but can still function.

People with "Muzzin Syndrome" (noun) are often said to "Hang with the big boys but not look good doing it."

Remember:If you fall on your ass enough,the support will come down with you.

"Muzzin Syndrome" (noun) by b00zette December 7, 2013