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Robert

A giga chad with a cock ready to destroy your mother in bed.
"is that Robert?"
"No, it's lord Robert!"
by oojakalabala November 23, 2021
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Doctor Robert

A doctor who is very loose with how he prescribes pills, usually as a loophole to allow people to legally access certain drugs.
“If you’re down he’ll pick you up, Doctor Robert
“Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert”
by 15postmalone May 13, 2023
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Carl Robert

My true love and savior....my best friend through everything now and forever.
by Kupkakers November 6, 2020
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It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024
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ROBERT

One of the most courageous men you could ever meet. A Robert will keep his word, tell you the truth, and won't back down. Her is a stand up guy, has the heart of an angel, and won't back down from what he believes in.

Brown hair, blue eyed, he knows how to capture your heart.

Don't ever defy him tho, guaranteed you'll lose him. He just won't sit around waiting to be punked!
The best friend, lover, and irresistible guy you'll want to meet!
I feel in love with a Robert once, and he kept his promises, every single one.
So if you ever find one, keep him!
Gina:Did you see that guy over there? Robert is his name..
Jenny: Sure did, I hear he's predictably unpredictable.. bet that makes him perfectly imperfect!
Gina: Hmmm.. maybe that's why he's so dreamy..
by REBel Siren November 4, 2020
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Alfie Robert Greenway

A tall lanky man who is funny and good at football and has a fit mum.
Wow alfie robert greenway is so lanky and his mum is a proper milf
by uewhfyuiwfuewb June 24, 2022
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robert morgan

by willy wonkea February 17, 2015
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