poop pincher

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings

Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

by Joe the garza May 17, 2015

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Poop-whisperer

A person speaking softly on a phone while sitting in a public toilet stall.

Deb is the worst poop-whisperer, she is always on her phone in the bathroom.

by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015

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A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.

I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.

by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

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insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

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Poop cried

When you're doing something scary or intimidating and your body reacts involuntarily to the fear by simultaneously pooping and crying, while your brain maintains its composure.

"I think I poop cried while driving that moving truck over the bridge!"

by Tine Machine October 24, 2015

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