D'OWNED

When you go to open a door, and either it is locked and won't open, or it is a door with a bar and you push on the wrong side of the door and it won't open for you. Like getting Owned by a door.

*Guy goes for one of two doors and pulls the door that is locked*

"MAN YOU JUS GOT D'OWNED!"

by Daniel Novak October 18, 2008

Owned

To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.

"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch"
"Fuck you"

by Calamity October 2, 2003

Owned

Something funny, ironic, yet unbelievable. Usually used when somebody is beaten in a game, hurt in an outrageous way, or embarassed completely.

OH MY GOSH! That guy got hit by a car...twice! He was totally owned.

by Blue_ February 11, 2007

Santa_Owns

That guy that thinks he's better than everyone else but in reality knows he'll never stack up.

Santa_Owns just got pwned by a n00b.

by Jeremy Van Bastard March 5, 2005

element owners club

A group of lame individuals who worship a lame car.

The element owners club is having a meeting today.

by zled February 8, 2009

OWNEE

The new way of saying owned. :)

I totally got ownee.

:)

by zortos May 9, 2008

owned

A label used to identify a specific type of video documentation. Namely, it captures some fuckstick's attempt to perform a feat of daring or physical challenge that is usually of impossible proportion and necessarily concludes with a painful collision.

The "owned" videos on ebaums included this dude who smashed his mountain bike into the side of a 3-story building while trying to jump it onto the roof from a ten foot ramp. What a fuckstick.

by sammmE January 16, 2009