switch hit stranger

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.

Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..

by Kuumarr June 18, 2021

Hit Me Up

To "hit someone up," to contact them, often by a telephone to talk or make plans.

"Hit me up later!"
"Will do!"

by KarmaLog July 31, 2018

hit it 'n twit it

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"

"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)

by thefoldrock January 10, 2011

hit my jack

Text my phone, hit me up.

Aye sis , hit my jack later on today.

by adarat March 28, 2017

you ain’t hit

you’re hot , not ugly

damn girl “you ain’t hit”

by mir the sloth August 10, 2017

hit the door

to grind one's groin against someone's booty while dancing, usually while moving in time with each other. possibly while tapping dat ass and simulating sex.

"everybody in the house. i wanna see you work up the sweat. if the person next to you don't have a sweat, hit the door"

by William M. Rawls January 5, 2007

Hit it with your purse

Phrase meant to imply that a person isn’t masculine enough to handle a situation in a manly way and that they should therefore handle the situation in a way that someone feminine enough to carry a purse would.

Edgar: Man I have tried and tried and I just can’t get this CV axle out of the transmission. Do you have any idea what I’m doing wrong? Do you know of any tips or tricks I can use?
Jude: Hit it with your purse.

by Johnswiecki May 21, 2021