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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
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Noob

The word Noob comes from a time when all games came in boxes, in 2004 downloading of large game over a few megabytes was unheard of. So if you wanted a large game like World of Warcraft back in 2004 when it launched, you had to bought a physical copy that came in a box, Wow's original size was 10 gigabytes, & would have taken weeks to months to download.

An acronym is a specific type of abbreviation that forms a pronounceable word from the first letter of each word in a phrase. And this is where we get the word Noob from, it is a acronym.

The word NOOB is a acronym, & in World of Warcraft, it was easy to spot a Noob from the endless amount of questions they'd spam in chat. This is where telling people online to "Google it" came from, since WoW had a lot of FAQ posts.

And we'd jokingly ask, "so this is a guess, but are you new to the game?", and they would replay with something like, "how did you guess, yes it's new out of the box". And like with all commonly said phrases on the internet, it was shortened to just NOOB, 'N'ew 'O'ut 'O'f 'B'ox.

NOOB is mean for people that do not know how to play because they just got the game. Someone that has played for months and still plays badly, isn't a NOOB. One is ignorant & doesn't know how to play & the other is indifferent & never bothered to care if they became better at the game, or it could be a lack of skill.

Today I find it amazing how few people remember where NOOB started, & what NOOB really means.
We were all a NOOB at one time, so give them a break. Attention NOOBS, we have a FAQ that should answer most of your questions. FFXIV patch 6.0 was amazing, wish I could be a NOOB & play that part over again & it would be new to me.
by Sin Acedia February 12, 2023
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noob

A word that people usually use in gaming as an alternative for "a fucking retard"
this noob really cant use this gun
by google resident April 14, 2022
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Noob

Noob is used when referring to a novice or someone who is not good a gaming.
"You are such a noob at Roblox, you will never become as good as I am!"
"What a noob"
by #2koolforanoob February 7, 2019
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Noob

Erger dan het K-woord, bestaat niet in nederland
Jij bent echt een noob
by Heejjsji June 21, 2022
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noob

Someone who is unexperienced and asks stupid questions like "What's a noob?" or "What the heck does 1337 mean?"
"That guy is acting like a total noob."
by Lt. Spus July 25, 2008
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noob slice

in wow when you kill a noob and chop him up. it is also derived from the word noobius sliceius, a latin word meaning jizz on her face
1.yo, did you see what mat did to that dude on WOW
2.no, what did he do?
1.he made that noob a noob slice
2.thats insane
by babykilla June 11, 2009
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