Yolky Surprise

When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.

“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”

“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”

by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025

phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Astronaut Surprise

A zero gravity cumshot

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!

by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021

Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Surprise it’s Sana

A game show where a mysterious entity called sana wreaks havoc on those she texts most often.

If you ever get texted Surprise it’s Sana, leave the country. You are in immediate danger.

by the all knowing spirit April 5, 2022

Jedi Surprise Party

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.

I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed

by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022