noodle

When you can't think straight, or do something wrong.

Kevin: "BILLY, WHY DON'T YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WORK?"
Billy: "You noodle, you have caps lock on, smfh."
Kevin: "Oh lol ok it works now"

by EpicUsername November 14, 2011

Flag

Get the noodle mug.

Noodle-mouthing

Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.

John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...

John: Lucky guy.

Steve: I know.

by NayaFreya November 9, 2011

Flag

Get the Noodle-mouthing mug.

noodle

a cool person who can beat the living shit out of you

and loves lady gaga and miley cyrus

ME: I LOVE BRITTENY SPEARS

NOODLE: I LOVE LADY GAGA

by cake on rie August 23, 2011

Flag

Get the noodle mug.

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

Flag

Get the Noodle Candy mug.

Pool Noodling

When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around

Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Flag

Get the Pool Noodling mug.

Noodle is the most incredible girl in the world.

She’s a loving, resilient lemgthy girl who loves with all her heart.
She is trusting and loyal to all her friends, and especially her hoomans.
Everyone wants to be Noodles fren.
She also has the best style ever.

“Omg how amazing is Noodle?!”
“I’m so glad Noodle is in my life”

by LadyLuna+PrincessTia November 24, 2021

Flag