brain puller

a very large booger that feels like it is pulling on your brain as it comes out
I finally got that "brain puller" out yesterday
by DKH 1 November 08, 2007
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brain slut

Someone who volunteers for research studies that mess with their brains (usually via psychoactive drugs) for some cash.
Danny signed up for 3 drug studies last week because he was broke, and went bat shit crazy...what a brain slut.
by clasw74 August 03, 2009
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brain freshness

The term which describes mental alertness while doing insipid tasks.

At her work, Lisette constantly shifted focus to retain brain freshness.
by Lisette 831 June 25, 2007
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Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat
guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain
by slushybear January 14, 2010
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freezer brain

A sharp, icepick like pain in the middle of your forehead after consuming a cold beverage too quickly.
"Oh, oh! I drank that smoothie way too quick! Freezer brain!"
by professorofslang May 02, 2015
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Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.
Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.
by SBCP October 09, 2021
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Brain AID

You have got Brain AID dude WTH
Me:I just throw diamonds in lava
Friend:do you have BRAIN AID? Why would you do that?
by FactzMan69 June 22, 2019
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