Logan maxing

To shit in an apartment floor in the middle of the night

I woke up for a midnight snack to find that my dog was logan maxing

by Darkening m’coon December 5, 2025

Faggot maxing

The act of maximizing the use of the word faggot for either homophobic means or every day derogatory use.

My bro Jasper said faggot 900 times today. He was really faggot maxing

by YungGoyim December 5, 2025

Butterball maxing

To rape an animal mostly turkeys but it can be other animals too

I walked in the farm to see that ivan was butterball maxing a turkey but then i realized that peta payed him to do it

by Darkening m’coon December 6, 2025

Fortnite maxing

To ditch someone for a lazy, stupid activity without telling them

Me and Ivan went to the east river and Nicco was supposed to be here at 9:30. We called him at 10:00 and he was playing Fortnite. He was fortnite maxing

by Darkening m’coon December 8, 2025

Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.

omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!

by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025

Thesaurus maxing

Thesaurus maxing refers to the action of employing the use of overly verbose vocabulary: usually within the context of an exam essay, in an effort to make oneself appear more intelligent. Though usually practiced during exams, thesaurusmaxing is sometimes also used in common parlance, usually by those who lack sufficient confidence in their own intelligence and hence need it to be validated by other people.

Pretentious knobhead: Thus, it would be rendered possible for us to make use of the auspicious portents of the IKEA furniture range to more effectively and tastefully perform the act of decoration of our residence.

Other Person: Ugh, stop Thesaurus maxing and talk normally.

by firemelon2 December 20, 2025

coolio to the maximo

An extremely cool moment
even cooler than uber cool, its almost like the uberness of uber cool

"I'm so uber cool"
"well beat this I'm coolio to the maximo

by Hoare May 22, 2008