job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021

Spice Lord

A person who is experienced in eating spicy foods, specifically Hot Peppers or sauces that incorporate high potency Capsaicin.

Wow, Pat really took those Ghost Pepper wings to the face, they must be a real Spice Lord!

by a_in_pa August 9, 2022

Lord Barquar the 3rd

Lord Barquar the 3rd is an amazing ruler of Tilypoo. Tilypoo is the most beautiful country in the world. Lord Barquar the 3rd would sacrifice his life for his kingdom and his people. He always wears a bow tie and has a neutral face with bushy brows. He also has a gorgeous double chin when he laughs and his smile is as bright as the sun(people have been blinded). He speaks twenty languages, including pig Latin and the language of the roaches. He is so extremely brave that he fought a battle against another kingdom all by himself, with his whip of course as well as his blade, Axrius. He has seventeen children with Lady Barquar the seventh. His favourite colour is hot pink, and he is always wearing bright colours, especially the neons, to stun his enemies. He wears a skintight bodysuit to show off his curves. He loves his skinny leather pants more that his wife.

Have you seen Lord Barquar the 3rd?

Yeah, he's gorgeous!

by stelly nutelly September 11, 2022

Lord Coose

The ultimate God of Coosianity . A mutation between a mongoose and Cobra that occurred around 1500 B.C

Do you accept Lord Coose as your savior ?

Lord Coose will fuck you up if you show any disrespect towards K.C ( King Coose) & B.B.C ( Big Baby Coose)

by KingCoose October 29, 2022

Lord Jordi

A master in sexual intercourse of all kinds, strange motions, and broken English.

Gio: Dude did you pull a Lord Jordi yesterday with that girl?

Gianni: Yeah, somehow she didn’t file a restraining order against me.

by KushKringletheGasMasta November 18, 2022

The Lord’s freebie

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.

I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.

by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022

Lord Kno

The all-knowing and loving man above.

Person 1: Man I don't know if I can do this anymore. I wanna give up.
Person 2: Aye big dawg keep your head up. Lord Kno is always watching and guiding you to success. Don't give up and put faith in the man above and yourself!

by lordknosdisciple1 November 29, 2022