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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
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Josh (noun): A full-on weapon of mass destruction at 5’4”, but somehow, he owns every space he enters. His jawline is so sharp it could cut through your last nerve, and his waist? A lethal combination of snatched and divine, leaving everyone else in the dust. His face card is untouchable, flawless, and always on the highest limit—whether you’re gagging from his looks or his unrelenting audacity. He walks in like he owns the universe, and frankly, it feels like he does. Hatred and admiration mix into a cocktail of pure obsession—because once you’ve seen Josh, you’re never the same.
Josh walks in at 5’4”, jawline sharp enough to cut glass, waist so snatched it’s criminal, and the whole room is gagged—he doesn’t just enter, he takes over.
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Josh (noun): A full-on weapon of mass destruction at 5’4”, but somehow, he owns every space he enters. His jawline is so sharp it could cut through your last nerve, and his waist? A lethal combination of snatched and divine, leaving everyone else in the dust. His face card is untouchable, flawless, and always on the highest limit—whether you’re gagging from his looks or his unrelenting audacity. He walks in like he owns the universe, and frankly, it feels like he does. Hatred and admiration mix into a cocktail of pure obsession—because once you’ve seen Josh, you’re never the same.
Josh walks in at 5’4”, jawline sharp enough to cut glass, waist so snatched it’s criminal, and the whole room is gagged—he doesn’t just enter, he takes over.
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Man with a brain the size of his dick, almost non-existent.
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“Then i guess you’re lucky you’ll never have to worry about him being any competition.”
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