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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
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Josh

Josh is the biggest motherfucking shitstick on the planet who won't stop being such an annoying cunt JOSH STOP SAYING THINGS GO BE INSECURE SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
guy 1: who's that?

guy 2: that's just a fucking JOSH
by shitshake July 11, 2017
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josh

a bitch who breaks everyone’s heart and they can go fuck themselves all the people who start with j’s!
by a person who breaks hearts September 20, 2020
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Bitching Josh

Meaning to be a bitch or be a having intercourse with a chick that looks like a rooster crossed with a cinnamon roll. Some synonyms include douche canoe or invisible clit.
Bro shut up about your mother your acting like a bitching josh.
by cinnamon cheerios October 27, 2021
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josh

josh is a playboy and a cheater. If you ever meet a josh, be prepared because he is a red flag. run.
girl 1: josh cheated on me.
girl 2: see? I told you he's a red flag!
by pepero101 November 22, 2021
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josh

when i first laid eyes on josh, i knew he would be a cutie. he glo'ed up into a baddie tho. im trying to bag him everyday since i've met him but he keeps playing hard to get. idk how to get him to be mine. he wont tell me he loves me. but i tell him everyday. nonetheless he is a true treasure. hes extremely kind and patient, always makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.
by apeachesandcream April 15, 2023
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josh saxton

Josh is fat and he drinks a lot of choccy milk also he is very lazy
by KOALACOCK March 6, 2016
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