Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

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Josh

A fucking dickhead who thinks he is good at roasting until he realizes that he is short

Josh has a micro peen

by Yeetonyourmomlmao July 24, 2019

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Josh

He is the type of guy who's very clingy, chonky, yet handsome, he also tends to fall inlove with a girls whos first letter starts with A.

For ex. Ashlee

"Holy fuck, josh is hugging ashlee. TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS NOW AND LET US USE IT AS BLACK MATERIAL HAHA"

by Kaeifrott October 6, 2022

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A person to most likely leave a girl

Bella-Hey josh!

Josh-What?
Bella-I love you
Josh-were done
Bella- I-

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A very mysterious stud. An emotionless creature , Found eating yoghurt on the beach in which we call a Yoghurt male (a man who eats yoghurt on the beach). Many gurls find him attractive, yet his game is woeful.

Ben: Where’s our fellow yoghurt male?

Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?

Ben: yes he’s such a stud.

Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.

by Josh Watts (yoghurt male) April 10, 2022

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GOP Josh

The host of "The Conservative Crusader" podcast,
Passionately Pro-trump and and Pro-diabetes.
He is a virgin manchild who complains about being single, He is fat as fuck with uncontrolled food addictions and miserable

GOP Josh thinks he is an Alpha male but actually is lower than a Gamma male

by Makeliberalmad February 26, 2024

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