Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020

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Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.

"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"

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If your names Jordan your definitely a side man

Jordan Uses & got no ways to make money. Almost homeless

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Crackhead family, 9 times out of ten if your a chav called Jordan your a biss head

Chav called Jordan

Uncle called rib

Soon holding smoke, LMAO nothing like his crackpipe

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Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.

Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.."
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.

by adventuresoftheUrbanDictionary June 3, 2020

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