jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet

Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

slam jizz

What you give your slam pig after a night of hogging.

Me and Pedro were out all night hogging and had to give these slam pigs all this slam jizz.

by slamhogging_slampig April 6, 2017

Jizz Everything

A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.

What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?

by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011

jizz line

This was a technique used by the German/Nazi army in WWI. In order to create a larger, stronger army for a future World War that the Germans had already known would happen, they would line many healthy and strong men in a line and order them to masterbate in an orderly fashion. Each man would have a partner placed across from him with a bucket in between the two of them. The two would take turns, and be forced to provide seman 16 times per pair. If the pair does not meet the requirement, they were severely punished. Most of these lines would take place in small warehouses with roughly 480 men, 240 pairs. After the collection of seman, the officers would ship it to fertilization facilities where a similar practice would happen with women but instead of producing, they are using the produced seman from their male peers.

This practice is often used today at college parties.

Jizz lines were an awful, inhumane, and oddly kinky practice used by the Germans many decades ago.

by benji07 August 3, 2022

jizz willy

Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!

I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!

by Holditin June 3, 2017

jizz jug

When you take an empty coffee cream container and cream into it and either let someone else use it or use it as a replacement for coffee creamer (current tense: jizz jugging)

John: Dude, Marcus jizz jugs way too much!
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.

Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.

by jizzjuggernumber1 June 29, 2024

Pfiz-jizz

Pfizer's anti covid-19 vaccine.

I'm getting my first shot of pfiz-jizz on Friday.

by Radom May 11, 2021