Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.

How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by Powermad80 February 24, 2012

Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself

Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet

by Throwaway181 September 18, 2017

I deleted your internet

Words moms say after deleting the Internet Explorer shortcut on the desktop.

Mom: Clean your room!
Me: Maybe later.
Mom: Clean it or...
Me: I don't care
Mom: *walks up to the computer and deletes the IE shortcut* I deleted your internet, if you clean your room I'll call tech support to turn it back.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

End of the internet

Mythical place found through infinity.

I found the "End of the internet" in a dream, which I forgot about in another dream.

by 121force February 27, 2020

Unholy Trinity of Philippine Internet

The local Filipino version of the Internet's unholy trinity. Unlike the original, these consist of 1 photo and 2 videos. In able to ready yourself to be part of Philippine twitter, you need to see all of these, so that you will able to transform into an ultimate Jaded internet user for Filipino dark humor. Just mind that it cannot be unseen, and it will stay on your mind forever.

The following are the unholy trinity:

1. Prettyboi - Asshole photo of an infamous Filipino twitter porn creator that became sensational. This is after his enemy in a twitter fight reveals that he puts lipstick on his asshole so that it will be look good at the camera.

2. Mutya bakit green? (Mutya why green), a video of a tranny having sex in a grassland during the night. Her friend, is the one taking the video while coaching her to perform better. After her top cums inside her, the videographer focus the camera to her asshole, in which a green colored cum was caught dripping from the hole.

3. Go Janna Mae! - A video of a group of trannies making turn to be pounded by a lone clueless redneck. The other trannies who are waiting for their turn are cheering for one particular tranny named Janna Mae.

1. Wanna try the alter culture? you need to be babtize first by looking at the three unholy trinity of Philippine Internet.

2. I saw an unholy trinity, I can't unsee...

by LeCarl302 February 13, 2021

stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.

I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.

by joesappy October 21, 2021

Old Stock Internet User

An internet user that began using the inter before 2007.

After the term old stock Canadian.

Joe joined the internet in 2000, making him an Old Stock Internet User.

by Deez Mama January 30, 2022