goober gobbler

A dick sucker,penis puffer

Man yo girl told me that u was a goober gobbler. She saw it fo herself.

by Mama Redneck July 27, 2006

Gooberism

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010

goobershag

A nerdy/dorky/geeky fellow who is nonoetheless unconventionally attractive and adorably awkward. Examples may include David Thewlis, Elijah Wood, Jimmy Fallon, Dominic Monaghan, and Rhett Miller c. '95.

He's such an adorable goobershag!

by Scotty N. Kirk August 20, 2005

goosedick

Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.

The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)

She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)

by woodworkin steve January 12, 2008

goosen

it means tight or cool. or anything you want it to mean

that is hella goosen. or this s*** is goosen

by brad puricelli December 17, 2008

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

goosed

Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon”

by Peter 'The Fist' Swift February 17, 2008